I'm 32....I like music(far too much)...I have 2 insane cats...I know how to read....uhm...yeah... Pink is a cool color....I'm pierced, tattooed, flawed and fun. I'm spiritual not religious, sarcastic not too serious, funny but not in your face and I like me.

I'm incredibly easy going, can make you laugh when you least expect it, will freak you out with my intuition, and amaze you with my knowledge of the most asinine crap.

I'll call you out on your sh!t before anyone else does and you'll love me for it. I'm completely random. I so dig popsicles.

I have a passion for music and art in all forms. Unless you're into that interpretive dance junk...I don't feel like interpreting anything...go away. I'm only here for friends anyway.

You must NOT have a mullet, in ANY form. I just do not tolerate that kind of ridiculousness.

Wear skin tight jeans and muscle shirts? MOVE THE HELL ON!!

Point blank: You have to have a killer sense of humor and impeccable grammar. Washing under your pits and brushing your teeth is a plus too.

And please...know what you are talking about...don't try to impress me with your knowledge of anything if you have no actual knowledge of it. I'm smart...remember that.

If you dish it out, take it too. I can produce witty comebacks and random comments at the drop of a hat so be prepared. I am a firecracker...oh yes..I am!