Here's me.
Funny, intelligent, well spoken individual with a knack for dark humor and a razor sharp sarcastic nature. I'm divorced and have no children, except for my dogs, who are super important to me. I love books and movies, and stupid television shows. I love the beach and camping. I come from a close knit dysfunctional family, and we make no excuses for who we are. And yes, I am a smoker. I also love tattoos and have quite a few of them myself.

I’m looking for:
Here's what you should be if you'd like to answer my clever advertisment. Single; no messy divorces that will never be finalized, no crazy ex girlfriends who stalk you via facebook everyday, no mama's boys, no game players. I'm in this to win it, I do value honesty and fairness. You should have a job, one that pays actual money on a regular basis; this does not mean you have to be a member of congress, it just means I have no intentions of supporting a dead beat. You should be drug free, and only drink socially. If you've a 40 oz in your center console, skip to the next ad. I can't tolerate anyone with a dependence to anything but caffiene and cigarettes. If you're looking for someone to mother you, move along. I'm looking for a significant other. Not a son. lol You can't live in a family members basement and draw an allowance. You should be strong, idependent, and done with kiddy games. I'm more interested in getting to know you than being impressed. I love to laugh and make you laugh! I'm looking for someone to share adventures with, and cuddle up with at the end of the day. I would love to meet a guy who can handle me at my worst and deserve me at my best. Let's have a grown up friendship, that, with any luck and a touch of chemistry, can develop into something more.

My eyes and my smile