Hello! My name is Charlie and I am a 26 year old comedian. I've never done the whole online dating thing, so I'm a little new at this. But I'm basically just an average guy, I love rock and heavy metal, I used to play drums in a local metal band called SynthetiK SanitY. I'm a total smartass, and I rant...a LOT. I'll show you my blog...it's full of rants. My main lifestyle/career is my comedy though, and I do a lot of shows and appearances at different events and venues. If you want to know more, just ask!

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I am an insomniac, so I'll likely respond promptly to messages or texts.

I'm not a picky person, really. As long as you have a good sense of humor and are outgoing and don't mind being spontaneous, we'll get along just fine.

Ask!

Could be the loud music. Could be the grunge look. Could be lots of things. I honestly am not very sure.

Rock and metal. Comedy, action, and horror movies. But I don't really watch TV much anymore.

Music and companionship. See? Told you I wasn't picky.

Hmm..... well, they're secret for a reason, yes? Tell you what... I can clap with one hand. No, really, I can.

I've toured across the entire continental United States, so now I suppose it's time for a world domination tour, yeah?! I'd love to visit Russia someday, learn a little more about my heritage. Yeah, I'm Russian, but no, I don't know Stalin, Rasputin, or Yeltsin. I don't chug vodka like it was water, but I will write you a dirty note in Cyrillic. ;) Nah, I'm kidding, I don't know how to write in Cyrillic.

There's a lot to name, really. Tom Waits has made a big impact on my life. If you don't know who he is, you should Google him. James Hetfield, the lead singer for Metallica, was one of the big influences in my life. Joey Jordison, drummer for Slipknot was another. I long to be as good a drummer as him. I've also been heavily influenced by George Carlin. But, if I had to list the top influences in my life, it would have to be my family. And no, this isn't going to be one of those deals where the family oft supported everything I do, oh my no. My family always shot my dreams and goals down, telling me I'd never make it as a musician or a comic, telling me that a life on a stage isn't a life at all, to buckle down and get a real job, or join the military like grandpa and Uncle Rick did. Well, guess what, fellas... LOOK AT ME NOW. I've made a very successful career out of my passions and I'm not looking back. My family is the people I have to thank the most for my life, because without my insatiable love for proving people wrong, I wouldn't be where I am now.

I walked into a screen door once. No lie, I didn't even see it.

"Kiss me, I'm shitfaced!" -DropKick Murphys
"Smash The COntrol Machine" - Otep
"Do Not Follow Where The Path May Lead. Go Instead Where There Is No Path, And Leave A Trail." -Anonymous

More to come later!