Howdy, just wanted to tell you a few things about me. Hmmmmm dangit I can't find anything interesting about me at all!! Oh well at least I tried. OHHH WAIT I just thought of something........dang it got away again! Of course being of hillbilly decent that is a given. But I can read, write and even spell (when sober) yep...once in a while I go into a chat room on here with a little to much crown and coke in me and type with my toes. No not tequilla everyone knows tequilla makes his clothes fall off..anyone find my boxers? Oh well as Mother would have said "such is life, baby boy, such is life".

I am looking for someone that can laugh and make me laugh! I believe 1 kiss not 400 should change that frog into a princess. Yesterday I was working in the yard and I found a slug (you know what those things are) ewwwwww nasty little critters! I realized it was just like some women I know..so I got the salt..LOL So if that pond your in, on your shrinking lilly pad is starting to freeze over this winter get off your little toad patootie and come find me!