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bratte89

Joined: 11/11/2011

some of the guys on here have been trying to use pick up lines to get my attention and a couple of my friends one of them I heard was "how do you like your eggs in the morning" is that even supposed to be a pick up line or something else...

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lianapet

Joined: 12/5/2004

That line is quite comical actually, I don't know if you are asking or if your question is redundant but in case you don't know what it means: It means you go to sleep with him tonight and he will make you breakfast tomorrow morning when you wake up.

I have been asked that question before and found it more charming than cheesy, but maybe it was the guy delivering it... who knows?!

I don't attract lines, I don't give out the vibe that I can be approached with a line. Most men who approach me, do it by challenging me. On dating profiles, they attack my opinions about various subjects...therefore engaging me in a conversation....after which they will tell me how much they respect my intelligence and how hard my passion makes them.

I wish I would be approached with a line, I need some entertainment in my life!

LOL.

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JimMiller

Joined: 11/25/2011

Reply to: That line is quite comical actually, I don't know if you are asking or if your ...
 On dating profiles, they attack my opinions about various subjects...therefore engaging me in a conversation....after which they will tell me how much they respect my intelligence and how hard my passion makes them.I wish I would be approached with a line, I need some entertainment in my life!LOL.
YES, I wholeheartedly respect your intelligence and your passion touches me deeply, but it is not yet having any effect on my penis! Am I doing something wrong? I, too, could use some additional entertainment in my life, but learned that lines do not work out in the long run so I've left them. Suggestions? :-)

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lianapet

Joined: 12/5/2004

Reply to: YES, I wholeheartedly respect your intelligence and your passion touches me dee...
Believe it or not the purpose to my existance has never been to make men's penises hard. I was simply relaying the type of crude approaches I have encountered.

It was a simplification on the jambalaya of messages from a multitude of men who have said everything from " I am very intrigued and stimulated by talking to you..." to "I apologize but I can't help getting physically excited by your passion, do you bring this into the bedroom? What's your favorite position?..."

No need for you to get excited Jim, we have already reviewed our lack of compatible qualities, my weight being a significant issue for you.

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JimMiller

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Reply to: Believe it or not the purpose to my existance has never been to make men's peni...
No need for you to get excited Jim, we have already reviewed our lack of compatible qualities, my weight being a significant issue for you.
Lack of compatible qualities? Us? "Surely you jest!" Your thought makes me want to run out and eat dinner now. See, I am impressionable. Never say never, please.

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lianapet

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Reply to: Lack of compatible qualities? Us? "Surely you jest!" Your thought makes me w...
Well, as much as enjoy an intellectually stimulating conversation, I too have certain things I am attracted to, so my comment wasn't without that consideration.

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bratte89

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Reply to: That line is quite comical actually, I don't know if you are asking or if your ...
I always just understood it as sleep with me but if I guys ever asks you be tell them unferdalizedheck im just wondering why most of them are you so lame

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lianapet

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Reply to: I always just understood it as sleep with me but if I guys ever asks you be te...
WHAT?!!

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JimMiller

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I always just understood it as sleep with me but if I guys ever asks you be tell them unferdalizedheck im just wondering why most of them are you so lame
As Elijah so eloquently says in situations like this, "WTF!"

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kosmul_ko1

Joined: 11/21/2013

Sexy chocolate
are you an archiologist. Because I have a bone for you to examine (if you get it)
Bootylicious
And probably that's it.

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