Oh this is an easy one and I will be gentle...
(1st thought that comes to mind is a baby doe on a frozen pond)
I would bury my face in a BOOK.
Take the down time to brush up on your English.
Where's Roxy's Crazy State Law Book?
It should be against the law to post ANYTHING if you don't know how to write!
It should be against the law to smile like Jack Nickolson in The Shining in a tuxedo)
And the "buzz" today is about urinating on the dead Towel-Head Ban.
The up roar should be about the 75% of Webdate users that obviously
"Piss" on their English Books.