You tried rescuing Trap Door Trailer Park Slurpee Sucka.
You brought it on yourself.
I applaud your parents it appears they bought you books instead of Jordon posters or Old Dirty Bastard's Mix Tapes.

....but even though that's as close to kissing and making up as I'll go...you still remind me of Daffy Duck!

~ I will be nicer, (to you) I promise!
Sweetie Tweetie Bird,
Staci

LMAO!!

This is a brilliant answer!

You DO know english!

Phew! I was seriously worried about you.

You DO know english!

Phew! I was seriously worried about you.

Don't worry about who knows English...because right now I'm thinking about the French kiss you want from me. You should worry about the pleasure you could experience allowing a woman to help you enjoy those beautiful nipples you have.

2004 - and still trooling. That's terrible advertising for this site. I would think smart programmers would reset "joined" dates after 2 years or else send out mind, body & spirit makeover gift cards to the long term vets.

You're cute. I simply have not deleted my profile...takes too much time to put it all back up...I am on and off for varying amounts of time and I mostly engage with people I have chatted with and on these forums.

Again, I don't know why you write the way you do, but I am pleased to see/read something I can understand. I may simply be too old...it's just a very scary direction with the texts and chat lingo that has been birthed through our computer "evolution".

Edit: WAIT! you can see my nipples?!!!! LMAO!!! xoxo ;P

I apologize... I didn't realize I typed that thing about your nipples. I just assumed they would be mouth-watering judging by your ample breast.

I started my experiment here with broken ebonics. But that was a test to see what would crawl out from the woodwork - and they were bottom feeders.

But yes, I B an Ed Ja Ma Kaited mixed bi foxy sister.

I only have one breast? (sorry that was too easy).

Wait, so I saw that on your profile but I am confused...you wanted to see if you would attract people who were ok with that? or if anyone would call you out on it?

So are the pictures of you? or... Oh dear lord..Aunt Jemima! ...wow, I am seriously out of practice! Ok. We're on the same page! Intriguing approach! (anyone offended by the use of aunt jemima yet?)

Please stop making me read that! LOL!

LOL... U R funny.

funny how stacey assumes people that are different live in trailer parks. you'd think only trailer park people were the only ones alive on this earth.. I really see nothing wrong with a trailer house... It's not what you live in that makes it a home its the love inside... so on another note the stupid idiot got it all wrong.. you see I live in a 100 thousand dollar home 3 stories and I own most of the block i live on in fact there is only one other house that sits at the other end of my home.. I'm not trying to brag but since u want to assume drinking something blue means ur "trailer trash" just thought I'd clarify that all up.. assuming never makes you look smart and insulting only shows how shallow your true colors really are...

You almost strategically capitalized the letters in your profile name to spell out Lady Ate. Was that on purpose? And I have to ask, How much?

For someone that messages me, and leaves comments on my profile one would assume you would spell at least my name correctly... It's only 5 letters... Like GRAPE my choice for your next Slurpee Profile Diva Pic. Oh silly girl (I think) I just want to wrap my arms around you and squeeze... However I doubt highly if they would reach! I will see you at Curves... or when they gas the generator back up at the park, maybe I can take the bus over and we can play JUST DANCE on the Wii.

funny how stacey assumes people that are different live in trailer parks. you'd think only trailer park people were the only ones alive on this earth.. I really see nothing wrong with a trailer house... It's not what you live in that makes it a home its the love inside... so on another note the stupid idiot got it all wrong.. you see I live in a 100 thousand dollar home 3 stories and I own most of the block i live on in fact there is only one other house that sits at the other end of my home.. I'm not trying to brag but since u want to assume drinking something blue means ur "trailer trash" just thought I'd clarify that all up.. assuming never makes you look smart and insulting only shows how shallow your true colors really are...

And the best part today is that ANYONE else can own an entire city block in Detroit for about $100,000 total. Of course, monthly ammunition cost is high but still it's all in the family.

My concusion is that in addition to having a clever tongue, you are a shrewd investor, a real ghetto prince or princess or neuter.

A 100,000 dollar 3 story house? What kind of boring out in the middle of now where kind of town has deals like that?

OMG
I am so trying to be good.
But please look at her profile pic.
The Slurpee gives me brain freeze from here.
Now I will really open myself up for abuse now... My CLK500 Benz is only $40K cheaper then her slum lord millionaire house.

Hell I don't know but I am moving...LOL.

Hey! Slurpees are good!!

OH shit dropping the Benz around? Ah my darling new daughter!!! You do know that in Europe and in the Middle East the Staple of CA nouveau riche is a taxi cab right?

I would throw an Audi around much quicker than a Benz.

Stick with mommie dearest, I got a couple of things to teach ya!

xoxo.

That depends on the man or womam of who masterbates the most no one can really say but I think it,s about the same.

My 3rd grade English teacher once said: "He who uses commas vs. apostrophies probably masturbates the most."

WHAT?

see previous post:

"...but I think it,s about the same..."

i didn't take the time to read all the posts on here, but if time permits, i like to masturbate at least 4 times a day (thats on top of having sex) seven at most (thats without sex, well maybe sex once or twice lol) any ways, i personally know of 4 different women that do it on a minimum of 10-15 times a day regardless of if they had sex that day or not. I'm not saying that means that women do it more than men based on that, but if i know 4 women that do it more than me, then there are probably more women i know that don't tell me that they do it that much, and then how many women are there out there that i don't know that do it that much. the numbers must be staggering. lol on the other hand, i don't hear from any men how often they do it, so its anyones guess.

In your dreams. I've never known any man who could cum ten times a day. On the other hand, women are able to have multiple orgasms, and are quite capable of masturbating everal times a day.