At a H.S. graduation party, I "did the deed" with my girlfriend in the backseat of her father's police car. That's the first time I learned the back doors do not open from the inside... We had to wait for someone to notice and let us out.
There used to be an awesome seafood place next to the Flamingo Hilton in Vegas... The Rose Room - I think. All I remember was something about a 3 lbs. min. & the waiters used crumb combs on the tablecloth between courses.... Anyway, to attempt to impress me my date slipped under the table and performed oral on me... It was the last time I went out with him, since he finished before I finished!
Oh well, only a few 100 more.