Good going brother! I was just thinking of past exploits. The Wal-Mart one was good was my fav because I was thinking wow that was really white trash of me to do.
The other was I met my ex at a country/hip-hop bar right after three little shit-birds TRIED to jump me. As I was examining a gash in my chin afterward and she was right there staring at me.
Later she put a bandaid on my chin. I had a beard at the time. I expressed my intentions with her and she ripped the bandaid off my face. Hurt like a mother.