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1-2-3
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am just wanna say it's right that the woman think the man has muscle is the one he will be a good 4 sex
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sammilicious
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:: shakes head :: ... Huh???
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LiveToLove
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Reply to: :: shakes head :: ... Huh???
I'm kind of wondering about that one myself.
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The Chino
Joined: 8/26/2005
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Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon??
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your handyman
Joined: 9/9/2005
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Reply to: :: shakes head :: ... Huh???
muscles for sex???...of course now thats what lavitra it for...muscle enhancement |
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MarkusDivinicus
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I suggest weightlifting, combined with a good aerobic workout, coupled with some stretching exercises. Steroids might prove to be of value. Your mind is obviously honed to a razor's edge, so do not waste any more time in pursuit of knowledge.
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sammilicious
Joined: 7/16/2007
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Reply to: Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon??
Depends... what are you using it for?.. :: looks suspiciously at Chino :: Will there be need of a shamwow later ?
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The Chino
Joined: 8/26/2005
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Reply to: Depends... what are you using it for?.. :: looks suspiciously at Chino :: Will ...
Nahhhh, sammi, no Shamwow needed after I chuck the jar at The 1-2-3 Kid's head. :shifty look:
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sammilicious
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Reply to: Nahhhh, sammi, no Shamwow needed after I chuck the jar at The 1-2-3 Kid's head....
Hmmm.. chucking jars at heads... sounds as though a Shamwow just might actually be needed.. so, NO Chino!!.. You can not have my jar of Dijon! :oP
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The Chino
Joined: 8/26/2005
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Awwwwww dayum, you had to ruin whatever fun I might have had with this fool. *snaps my fingers* LOL.
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nighthowl50
Joined: 9/28/2005
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oh wait...i think i figured out what he was trying to say. basically he is saying women think jocks are the ones that are good for sex. do i get a prize?
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Kajunqueen
Joined: 11/29/2008
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You sure,Nighty? I got> In the morning,women are right when they think,but I am a man with one muscle and I want to be good 4 sex.
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notreally
Joined: 4/15/2005
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Dont worry Sammi I have a lifetime supply of shamwows and I share. And btw 1-2-3 arent the guys with the most muscles the ones that take steroids? Apparently steroids shrink guys winkies soooo I doubt they would be the best for sex.
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your handyman
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Hey. Do the shake. Baby,,,, heya sammay girl...how ya doin....long timeno see...at least I know you are not breaking out the spell check on me.....haha |
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southernscion
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I suggest weightlifting, combined with a good aerobic workout, coupled with some stretching exercises. Steroids might prove to be of value. Your mind is obviously honed to a razor's edge, so do not waste any more time in pursuit of knowledge. Brilliant. Loved the post Markus
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MarkusDivinicus
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Minus 4: My humble apologies, sir. I believe I misinterpreted your post. However, not to worry! If it's your "love muscle" only that you were referring to, I can assist you with an exercise program for that also. First tie a dumbbell of at least 30 lb. (a concrete block can be substituted), to your penis, and then go swimming. Note that it is very important that this exercise begins in deep water. Happy workout!
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*Sliver!*
Joined: 4/25/2005
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Yayyyyyyyyy marcus finally made me proud!
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your handyman
Joined: 9/9/2005
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Reply to: Minus 4: My humble apologies, sir. I believe I misinterpreted your post. Howeve...
It has been said that birds of afeather flock together...it is clear to me that this entire forum is not for me and that you are fucked up worse than a soup sandwhich....and the folks who work with you to bust balls in here for you are all lacking any true jpoy and peace.....also peice too for you have to be pissed about being forced ibnto self love aka masterbation at any and all times for youb are too bitter to have any one really want to be in a rela5tionship with yogood luck cause you do need it |
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*Sliver!*
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Ok but if you feel the need to come back, make sure you've learned how to type and have a dictionary on hand.
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BaDaBiNg07
Joined: 11/23/2008
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Reply to: Dont worry Sammi I have a lifetime supply of shamwows and I share. And btw 1-...
Actually steriods dont shrink there winkies, it shrinks the testicals...like any other muscle in the human body, when on steriods it will grow...but once you stop it will loose a little bit of the size that you had when you were on them... the thing to worry about with steriods is it can make it hard for a guy to get an erection because it is draining his body of its normal testosterone, so when you quit using them its harder for your body to reproduce the testosterone that it once had...
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*Sliver!*
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Wouldn't it completely fuck up the sperm count as well?
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MarkusDivinicus
Joined: 3/8/2009
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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A WEBDATE FORUM READER/POSTER a- read some idiotic post b- reply c- get spanked by some moron d- read some idiotic post e- reply f- get spanked by some moron on and on! Shit, I'm glad I won't be around to see the future of this country, if what is presented here is a realistic cross section of American intellect. The "dumbing of America", indeed!
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The Chino
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It's the old time-tested tradition of "Wash, Rinse, Repeat." I subscribe to this theory as it allows me to dissect and antagonize those who need a swift kick in the ass.
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