Have the kids ever interupted a "romantic" moment, and how did you explain.

Well,my son knew what sex was at the time,but me and my ex were in the dining room,trying to get it on,and my son walked in,turned around, and walked right back out! I was lucky I didn't have to explain.

That has never happened but I will never forget the first time my son found my ex wife in my bed he was like 5 or 6 at the time. We were dating at the time and she was over. I put my son to bed and he fell asleep. Well me and the ex had been watching TV and snuggling etc and she fell asleep next to me on the bed. Round 4am I am woken up to to my son shaking my shoulder I open my eyes and look at him and he has this look of utter disgust on his face and he simply says "What is SHE doing in the bed". Well that of course lead to one of those father-son conversations during which I tried to explain that when two people love each other sometimes they may have a sleep over so they can spend more time with each other. Sounded great in theory, thought I had it covered, after this whole long spiel, my son looks at me and says "so does this mean your married now"?

Not really walked in on but, one time while camping me ex and i were in the bedroom of our camper while the girls were in their beds and apparently we had the whole damn thing a rock'n, a 37 footer with dual slideouts, mind you ! We were trying to be in ,(STEALTH MODE). Then all of a sudden we hear a knock at our door and my oldest yelled " OMG, what are you two doing in there! ". Like a big dork i said ,"trying to get comfy on this new stiff matress". She was like, "whatever dad!"