for serious REL...but not from USA
Why exclude us American men? Do we agitate your allergies with all of our soap, deodorant, toothpaste, and mouthwash?
Is it because we argue with you that "water" is relatively clear...and non-chewable???
Is it because we won't send you "Muffin, Spike, and Fido" to make up for the para-dropped pallet of rice that fell on your...errr, house???
Is it because we tried to bomb your asses back to the Stone-Age...without checking your PRESENT proximity to that period???
Is it because all of our bombs, mortars, ordinance, still only did about $26 dollars worth of damage to those armpits you call countries???
You are going to blame ALL American men...because ONE of us, standing nearest to you, sniffed the air and announced that "Yep...We are in Sheep Country"...which was still 200 miles away???
Is it because our seasons are called Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter and your's are called Famine and Drought???
Thanks for not liking us. That's OK, we're kinda used to it, by now. But we'll still drop everything to come dig you out from under another rock or lift a mountain off your carcasses, or kick your "beloved" lunatic dictators in the ass while his boot is on your throat. And we'll still bring some sterile bandages for your wounds, and feed you and the little ones some more rice, corn, flour, sugar, and whatever else we have in our cupboard. We'll try to provide them with proper nourishment so that you may more easily instill into their little heads, your hatred for us.
And we'll leave without taking your government's looted cash, securities, resources, previously-owed "loans" or without even asking y'all for a little "Thank You"...because that might make you REALLY, REALLY, not like us! Just "fuck us" again and again...and again!
