i just love to plaease a fat chick with my mouth....reply if you got somethin to put on my tongue

i just cleaned up doggie poo from the yard. want a taste?

I was thinking more along the lines of battery acid.

Never fuckin pleased are they! You set out to do a bitch a favor, and look what you get for it.

i just cooked burgers wanna lick my grill clean

i think theres some gum in front of my fast moving car see if u can get it before i run ur ass over, yes battery acid sounds good too

seriously man... the only difference between u and any other guy is honesty and tact. ladies, wtf is ur malfuction?

what about some arsenic or some rat poison

Man, I like your skill with words! Especially that part where you write "WTF is your malfunction"?

I probably would have included a couple more adjectives, but you lines are good enough.

What do you think of this? "Are you going to wet yourself scumbag? Well! Did your mother send you here to piss me off? What the fuck is your major malfunction turd?

Let me know.