maybe go to a bar and have a few drinks

How about POP three Viagra and wash them down with 5, 5 Hour Energy Shots, head to the local college art supply store. Buy an assortment of NEON glow-in-the dark body paint. Take your time picking them out. Perhaps even ask for help. You will be noticed, and busy very soon. Trust me.... This one NEVER fails.

How about POP three Viagra and wash them down with 5, 5 Hour Energy Shots, head to the local college art supply store.  Buy an assortment of NEON glow-in-the dark body paint.  Take your time picking them out.  Perhaps even ask for help.  You will be noticed, and busy very soon.  Trust me.... This one NEVER fails.

i might try this one out myself