I like Nebraska; but, I'm not from there.
I've heard it said, Nebraska is the best kept secret in America.
Omaha's cool.
Hanging out at the Platte River is fun.
The first time I was there, was in 1980.
I was hitch-hiking, and found a field of ditch weed.
I threw away all my clothes, and filled my backpack with wild marijuana.
I stuck out my thumb, and went to California; where I sold the weed, and bought a plane ticket to Hawaii.
Nebraska's nice; but, Hawaii mo bettah.
Now that you mention it...
They say, Ohio is alive, and well, and living in California.
Everywhere I go, I meet Buckeyes from Ohio.
But, I never met somone from Nebraska, outside of that state!