I have heard a lot of horror stories from friends and such. Mine isn't all that bad, though it wasn't fun at the time. Tell me your stories! :)

I had hooked up with a girl i went to high school with at her graduation party. Afterwards we dated, but it was the first date that I'll always remember. In hind sight, I am a bit surprised that there was more than one date.

I went to her house to pick her up and parked in front of her neighbors house. Apparently her family and this neighbor were in the mist of some feud. My car (well really my parents car at the time - i was only 17) was about 6 inches into the neighbors driveway. While I was inside talking to my date and her mom (her mom had met me at the party) the neighbor had my car ticketed and towed by NYPD. The cop was a friend of the neighbor and it was obvious that the car need not be towed and probably shouldn't be ticketed (though by technicality i was in the driveway).

When we came outside to find the car on the tow truck, my date's father blew up at his neighbor and there was this big screaming fight. After paying to get my car back I had no money to take my date out so we hung out at her house...with her parents. She did come by the pool i was lifeguarding at later that week with money from her parents paying for the expenses, and an apology. I took the tow money but not the ticket money.

Went on a blind date with a smoker ( I had just quit) and he got up every 5 minutes to go out for a smoke.

Then on the way home he smoked with one hand while wiping his nose with his other hand. Think it was January then.

Btw I smoke again but I'd never date him. I went home and blocked him from everything.

My worst first date is a story that I have told at least once before. Search IHOP and Long Island and that's what it was.

how do i search these forums?

Lemme find my post and I'll re-post it here.

Okay, here is the link...

http://www.webd ate.com/forum/dating/Embarassi ng_Date

It's the second post in the thread.

Wow. That is a bad one, but sounds like you did the right thing.

Which IHOP?

The one at Hempstead Turnpike.

Hmm, i think that is west hempstead if i am not mistaken. i've spent a few mornings after nights of drinking there in my day.

CHINO, Jem and I are bored. Quit slackin!

A guy once took me to a fabulous restaurant downtown, where the food was amaaaaaazing. We then went to a comedy club down the street, which I was very excited for. Yet, by the end of the night, I wanted to kill myself. Why? He was the MOST boring person I'd ever met in my ENTIRE LIFE. The first thing he said to me, after hello? "So, what to talk about?" I knew immediately that it was going to be a long night, and texted Sharky asking why she let me go out with him. Now I know to never have major plans for a first date. NEVER.

The guy had said he was going to plan everything, then while we were driving into the city he asked me where I wanted to eat. He kept pulling out one of those retarded e-cigarette things. He had absolutely no emotion in his voice whatsoever. No expressions. He showed no passion when talking about his own business. He spoke to me condescendingly about computers, until I corrected him on something, then he quickly changed the subject. He was annoyed at the fact that I'd never tried brie before, and even more annoyed when I tried it and hated it.

I could go on and on about Boring McBoringson, but I think that's enough. *Shudders*

I'm apparently in charge of telling her not to do shit before she does it at all times.

That's an important job. I hope you take it seriously.

Ok, here goes: My worst first date was with a guy who sat behind me in Biology in the 11th grade. He was cute and very smart (which I love) and after a whole semester of flirting, he finally asked me out. His truck was in the shop, so I agreed to pick him up and we went into the city to catch a movie and get something to eat. Well, we never made it. He wanted to drop by a friend's house on the way, so we stopped and of course, they were having a party. Needless to say, my date got hammered. And I mean, HAMMERED.

He puked in the yard before we left. He puked on the side of the road on the way home. He even puked IN my car before he could get out at his house. Um...yeah. And to top it all off, he kept calling me by some other chick's name who had a mole the size of Kentucky on her face.

Yep, I can honestly say I never spoke to him again the rest of that year...lol

Hmmm yeah I'm right on top of telling her not to scratch her chest to shit.


Actually neither of us notice til she's red. Then I get yelled at.

All your fault.

Yes, I keep forgetting I'm in control of all your movements.

Ice skating with some girl when we were 10,she bought her best friend and that just made it weird lol

lol those are all funny stories.

i had a few terrible experiences on dates with a woman, one that sticks out is i took a brazillian stripper out to eat one early evening, she had zero personality, none, nothing. i was so uncomfortable. i mean everyone is always nervous when they first meet someone but she made me feel extra uneasy she was wicked cold and stuck up, her body looked great but that was all.

i was an idiot for asking her out in the fist place but it happened, i thought mabe it would be nice. i never go with woman like that at all ever these days, this was like a hundren years ago, lol

the food wasn't good, she never talked at all, she didn't know how to kiss. and i walked her to the train station and she go on and left, lol, i felt like the biggest loser that ever came down the pike. lol, that persuit stopped dead in it's tracks, i was relieved.

I'm always super excited to meet someone!

 i felt like the biggest loser that ever came down the pike. 

You shouldn't feel like a loser just because someone else has no personality and the intelligence of a bucket of hair,

Note to RW, don't date stupid people! LOL

Mine was with my second boyfriend. It was a blind date. It wasn't bad really, but it was my worst dating experience. I talked him into letting me come out to his place and cook for him there, because I love to cook. On my way home I was coming over the top of a hill and there was a deer just out of my line of sight. The dinner was great, and so was he. The deer made a mess out of my car though!

Home Comming Dance 10th grade. My date and I doubled witha friend and her date. She spent the entire dinner with her foot in my dates crotch. While we were slow dancing she was blowing kisses at my date over my shoulder. When it was finally mercifully over we took her date home first and I asked them to drop me off next! Turns out she just asked her date to the dance cause she wanted to make mine jealous.

That bitch!

wonder if she still does that kind of thing?

I would've called her out from the start.

idk my worse date ever was with a guy a first met . he was way too shy went to the movies to see love guru and he didnt even had a conversation and he didnt laugh he was looking at the movie and sometimes looking at me . then he drop me at home and thts it no kiss no nothing lol he didnt do any move at all and i didnt too cux i thought he didnt like me . so i tlked to him and asked him he told im cute and he wanted to hang out more but i said no he was way too shy.ughhhhhhh