I have a business commitment that takes me across the country for two weeks. I'm debating having an escort accompany me so that I have my hand picked entertainment already lined up vs. expecting to make a connection in a new city.

Well, Staci, you "overlooked" providing the pivotal piece of evidence. How much do you expect this escort to pay you?

How much do the raffle tickets cost?

Do applicants have to promise to use tantric sex with you, just to keep things neat and clean? After all, nobody wants to dirty up an airplane and both airport lobbies - and both cabs.

Cum to think of it, that's my non-stop event total - 5. Hmmm.

Have you ever paid for SEX or an ESCORT?
Never. Sex without a little bit of love - is not that thing, which I prefear

Sometimes your animal instinct takes over...which has nothing to do with love.

ANIMAL INSTINCT = Hollywood's classic movie portrayal of the trail of clothes from front door to bedroom.

think about your income, its very important

Those are the best. None of that emotional crap, just dirty gritty, guilt free sex. Almost as good as hate sex.

sounds about right lol

Staci - I've paid before - you may want to consider setting up the escort in whatever city you are traveling to. If it's near DC I will do it for free :-) But seriously that may be way cheaper than flying him (or her) out with you for 2 weeks!

well staci lol with the pic of you on your profile i would think that you would have no problem to find satisfaction. if you hire an escort in some states escorts are limited to their activities with the clients. besides, a BOB is cheaper and less danger.

This is a joke right?

No its not a joke. It's in February. Do you have a daughter possibly?

LMAO!!!

No my dear, you will have to find someone else...but do come back and tell us all how your first escort service purchase worked out for you.