It is quite clear to me that some people are fucking clueless when it comes to approaching someone they are interested in getting to know on here....
I thought that this thread could be an education to all the dear 'charmers' on here what NOT to do/how NOT to approach all prospective friends/web-cam fuck buddies/boyfriends/girlfriends /spouses etc., by copying and pasteing the shittest messages they get in their inboxes (first time approaches/pick-up lines) and by doing so, not only will some people learn what NOT to do....and maybe actually finally get lucky, but the rest of us will get to experience some cheap entertainment too....and maybe the freaks might think twice before using 'can I suck your tits' as an introduction...... ;) Hehehe....!!!

Funniest message I've ever gotten:

EYEBROW EYEBROW EYEBROW EYEBROW

Yeah, I don't get it either.

That's actually quite disturbing!

I just got one that read: 'look at my profile and if you like it, let me now' (exact spelling) if he could have clubbed me over my head and dragged me to a cave I'm sure he would've! Where the fuck have all the gentlemen gone??? Lol!

Oh...here are another two inspiring examples:
'Hi!' -> thanks for the impressive brain-fart...lol!
Now this is a classic No-no! The receiver is gonna be like: ' Wow! This person sounds really sincere/nice/interesting!...ma ybe I should find out more about them' - Um NOT!!!
Or:
'Watsup' -> (how most like to spell it) - I'm DYING to know how this works for guys???
Does this? Lol!

If I message someone its cause I think they are interesting for a reason. So generally I tend to say hi, what i like about them, if something witty comes to mind will throw that in to as long as its in good taste. I have no idea if this is the right approach but I tend to think its a hell of lot better than "can I suck your tits" or "Watsup" lol

That's generally the best approach.

Your approach is PERFECT! It shows that you have actually taken the time out to be a thoughtful gentleman! The 'Hi' and 'Watsup' dudes make it sound like they are distributing flyers....Which is rather unstimulating. Lol!
In a nutshell Steve, you're approach is great! :)

dating websites... pfffft... i dont take them serious....

some of the experiences Ive had with them and the really lame messages I get from women are almost identical... at least a few have been somewhat rattling the cage I consider a bit more original...

if I message someone, its most likely not with any romantic intentions or even attraction... its because I think you are interesting on some level... so without any romantic expecation, therefore I can message interesting people of both genders without having some agenda other than liking people.

The newest haha


Since when did GOD allowed beautiful angels like youto
walk the earth?? I would like to know more about
you so please read my profile and see if I interest
you. I look forward to your reply...Michael


That was rude to post this, but I don't care right now.

Hello princess Crystal
how u doing? i hope everything is fine with u there.
i just saw u online and want to say hi and ask about u
and hopefully to message me back to know more about u
as a good friends if u don't mind.
anyways have a nice time and god bless u :)


LOL

That's actually quite sweet....if he left out the 'princess' it would be quite cute!

Most of these guys want me to help them get into the US. I don't know which one is just being sweet and saying hello.

Exactly! A person has got to be fairly retarded to want to do something like that :)

To be honest I quit including what I liked about or agreed with on peoples pages. 90% of women on these sites ether post a profile and dont get back on or seeing how many guys will send them a message. The rest just glance at a guys page and dont reply. But now that 1 in a 1000 message reply, now that's something very special. It'll normally go something like this

Me-Hello how are you, do you want to chat sometime?
Girl-good
(at this point im trying not to be a smart ass and give the benefit of a doubt)
Me- Thats good, I like (complement something on their page if there is anything)
Girl- yea
At that point I'm thinking You might need to go lay down. I can tell those Big words are hard on ya. So I dont message back and move on lol

We hate "Hello how are you? Do you want to chat sometime?" 90% of the messages we get say the exact same thing. That's why we don't respond. Show some creativity.

My creativity has been sucked dry. I guess there's no hope for me lol

Just be yourself, say what the hell is up? Or just have a sense of humor behind it. I'm more of a silly girl, so I like to mess around with folks. It's life, lets not be boring. Hahaha. Good luck!

That's booring. lol.

I dont know if you've noticed but people dont put much to go on, on there pages anymore lol about half of what I have on mine..... I know you looked lol

Well noone takes this site serious. Haha, I had to check ya out.

it was cool when I found this site years ago. It had a lot of good people when I was on here last. selections are kind of sparse on here now.

Things change after awhile.

it was cool when I found this site years ago. It had a lot of good people when I was on here last. selections are kind of sparse on here now.

ironic you should say that, that was just what the women were thinking about you.

zing lol

ahhhhh.... (sigh)... judging from your posts, you are quite intelligent to zing me back.... sure would be refreshing to get my ass beat rather than the lame, cliche material coming from this site's angry, bitter trolls.