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Irie96

Joined: 11/30/2008

One of my friends just called me after getting back from a coffee date with a guy she met online. The whole experience lasted less than 15 minutes:P LOL! When they chatted online he said he loved having deep philosophical debates and had problems finding a woman who could keep up with his sharp wit and impressive intellect.

She knew the guy was full of himself and thought it would be fun to test him out. They met at a local Starbucks and all day leading up to the date she was trying to decide on something to bring up and debate with him. She figured she'd take the opposite stance on whatever he stood for.... Her co-workers gave her a few ideas and finally came to a good one...

She asked him what his thoughts were on euthanasia.... His response was," What?! I mean I like Asian kids and all... They are cute... Why bring them up? Are you one of those chicks like Angelina Jolie who wants to adopt foreign kids of something?" He was completely serious and was confused by her reaction!

When she called to tell me what went down she told me her nose hurt like Hell from having her coffee spray out of her nose at his response:P She got up laughing and walked out on the guy. LOL!

Anyone else have something like this happen? I bet people have great stories to share:P

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theguyingreen

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sounds like it was made up, ive seen some stupid people ut that just seems like a little much

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*Sliver!*

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Well aren't you the cynical little brat?

Who cares if it was made it up was funny.

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nighthowl50

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pompous little twit ( i am talking about the same cynical brat)...she has no need to make it up.

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LiveToLove

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Hell ... half the people in the USA don't know who the vice president is ... if that story is made up then I'm the VP of the USA!

Good one Irie! I would have sprayed whatever I was drinking, too!

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*Sliver!*

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So if half the US doesn't know then it's ok that I have no idea either. Excellent!

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LiveToLove

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You're Canadian sweetie, you don't have ta' know.

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*Sliver!*

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I don't even know who our prime minister is anymore. I probably should but politics bore me.

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LiveToLove

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did ya' hear about the French politician who went around kissing babies .. before they were born? bahrum bump

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theguyingreen

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Reply to: pompous little twit ( i am talking about the same cynical brat)...she has no ne...
pompous little twit ( i am talking about the same cynical brat)...she has no need to make it up.

wow wow wow, to you and the other lady i wasn't trying to be rude or pompous, its just that people are only that stupid on t.v. shows.

but if i really am wrong then i apologize sincerely.

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A little less t...

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GOT TO LOVE IT WHEN YA BUST THE PEOPLE WHO TALK ALOT OF CHIT OUT. ISNT THAT CONSIDERED COFFEE ABUSE LOL

LMAOOOOO, YEA I DID THAT, WHEN I CAME ACROSS 69 MINDFREAK69 SUBJECT ARGUMENTS IN THE RELATIONSHIP FORUM......"SPIT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY FREAKING SCREEN, DESK N KEY BOARD, THANK GAWD IT DIDN'T COME OUT OF MY NOSE LMAOOOOOOOO

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Irie96

Joined: 11/30/2008

I have an affliction where I am always honest and what I posted wasn't a joke. The depths of people's stupidity and ignorance is always amazing:P I work with kids and adults all day and I am amazed by the dumb things my colleagues do and say.... A few weeks ago one guy was telling me, "I went to Jerusalem this summer with my wife and it was amazing! So beautiful and inspiring." I said, "I didn't know you are Jewish. That is so cool that you got to go. So many people never get the chance. I'd love to see pictures sometime." He replied, "Me? Nah... My wife is the Jew. I come from Nazi stock." I know my jaw hit the floor and he seemed very confused by my facial expression. I didn't know what to say so I excused myself and walked away.

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theguyingreen

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The Chino

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The end result is that you tested him on a rather touchy subject and he ended up offering nothing to the conversation, and thus you found out that he was what we call, a bullshitter. You find many of those in person these days.

Which reminds me of a date I had back in 2001. I met her through an online dating service (no surprise, eh.) Anyway, she lived in Manhattan so I decided to meet up with her. It was an afternoon date, by the way. She had written down in her profile that she liked to talk about important subjects for hours on end. Okay, so I thought I should come up with some topics to discuss -- among them immigration reform and abortion. This was I believe like two or three months before 9/11 also. Anyway, so we went out and had a cup of coffee and what have you. And then we get into conversation. So I ask her about abortion. OMG, she kept babblin about how abortion is a good thing for reasons that made no sense whatsoever. So I cut her off about that after 15 minutes and go into the immigration reform subject, thinking maybe she's having a bad day talking about abortion. Nope, she was just bad all around. Another subject that should hit home with her turns into a game of Twenty Questions with her. I took my Dunkin' Donuts French Vanilla coffee and left faster than you can say, "BEEP BEEP."

Since that time, I have required all my potential dates to at least have a freakin IQ of about 75 and proof that you at least graduated from High School and know what you are talking about in certain fields of discussion. Can I get an amen here or something?? LOL.

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Irie96

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Reply to: The end result is that you tested him on a rather touchy subject and he ended u...

Since that time, I have required all my potential dates to at least have a freakin IQ of about 75 and proof that you at least graduated from High School and know what you are talking about in certain fields of discussion. Can I get an amen here or something?? LOL.

AMEN!!!! The more profiles I read and chats I have the easier it becomes to spot the people whom you pray never reproduce:P Sadly there are a lot of them out there and in this day and age, in a complex world such as ours, you would think they are rare. Then again, there are laws out there to protect these people from their own stupidity and decrease the effectiveness of Darwin's Law.

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LiveToLove

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When some people ask me if I think they just fell off the turnip truck, sometimes I just have to say, "well, yeah."

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Guisse

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They're infecting our turnips now?
WTF what'll we do now?

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