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nighthowl50
Joined: 9/28/2005
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i have always been fascinated by that.
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cutiepie007
Joined: 3/25/2009
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Have no idea, but I LOVE it! :) Don't you love it Night? Over to the guys........ So does that mean a guy ALWAYS wants sex in the morning?
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nighthowl50
Joined: 9/28/2005
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Reply to: Have no idea, but I LOVE it! :) Don't you love it Night? Over to the guys.........
i used to ask ex....you going to do something with that or just p*ss it away. lol
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cutiepie007
Joined: 3/25/2009
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Reply to: i used to ask ex....you going to do something with that or just p*ss it away. ...
Wahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Naughty Night Owl! I like the sound of that! So it is because they need to pee? So they can pee straight? Or just a dog looking for a hole to stick his bone in something? ;) Personally I have no objections :) I never get headaches....LOL!
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nighthowl50
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Reply to: Wahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Naughty Night Owl! I like the sound of that! So it is b...
isn't it hilarious to see a guy try to pee with a hard on?
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cutiepie007
Joined: 3/25/2009
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Reply to: isn't it hilarious to see a guy try to pee with a hard on?
That's why they make brilliant firemen :) heheheheehe ;)
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peggyp
Joined: 11/29/2008
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Lol! Morning wood is such a wonderful thing. I never let him waste it.
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nighthowl50
Joined: 9/28/2005
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hmmmmm none of the guys seem to be answering this thread.l
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cutiepie007
Joined: 3/25/2009
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Reply to: hmmmmm none of the guys seem to be answering this thread.l
Psst! * I think they are thinking about their answers* :) The flow shall begin shortly :)
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ycmeinpa
Joined: 5/19/2009
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I don't need to wake up in the morning for wood. But morning wood does make morning pissing a challenge, especially when you sleep alone. I call it the big Golden Arch !
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cutiepie007
Joined: 3/25/2009
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Does that mean if a man's wood tells lies it will grow???? :D *Panting* The golden arch waiting at our golden gate???? LOL!
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avgjoe0266
Joined: 7/16/2008
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The problem is finding a woman who is willing to accept that wood every morning. After awhile we (men) usually get the usual "not now,I'm tired" or other unacceptable response.
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cutiepie007
Joined: 3/25/2009
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Reply to: The problem is finding a woman who is willing to accept that wood every morning...
Useless woman! What is she thinking???? Do you think that she could be a little scared of getting splinters? LOL!
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avgjoe0266
Joined: 7/16/2008
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Not to worry, I always wrap my wood with a protective coating with plenty of lube.
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cutiepie007
Joined: 3/25/2009
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Reply to: Not to worry, I always wrap my wood with a protective coating with plenty of lu...
There we go! Not so bad! So there are NO excuses ladies :) A little slap and tickle in the morning gives you rosy cheeks :) Both sets of cheeks! :)
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ycmeinpa
Joined: 5/19/2009
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speaking of wood, it must be getting close to morning or sumfin
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Kajunqueen
Joined: 11/29/2008
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Reply to: speaking of wood, it must be getting close to morning or sumfin
Lmao Well,I never heard it called "morning wood" before,but my ex said it was probably because he had to pee,but also,couldn't it be dreaming?
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ycmeinpa
Joined: 5/19/2009
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its a no brain er, its hard to pee with morning wood, but not after a woman takes advantage of the wood beneath the blankies
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Ch33r Girl
Joined: 5/18/2009
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lol, my husband explained this to me after looking it up. Morning wood is made from either a man having to pee really bad when he wakes up, or a build up of semen that is discharged through out the night causing "wet dreams". Which makes the male hard and usually horny by morning. Or just having to pee really relly badly!
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LiveToLove
Joined: 1/12/2009
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As for the "why" of the wood ..... Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep. Also the levels of testosterone in the male are at their highest during periods of total relaxation. If anyone says they are simply "piss hardons", they are misinformed.
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Kajunqueen
Joined: 11/29/2008
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Reply to: As for the "why" of the wood ..... Morning erections are technically nighttime ...
So.....I was right. Dreaming. :)
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MX665WILDCAT
Joined: 4/23/2008
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like yer the fucking web rape authority ltl jezzzz.... Sounds like a peeboner to me ..LMFAO
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ycmeinpa
Joined: 5/19/2009
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there is a doctor in the house ! Now we have all the ins and outs of morning wood
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nighthowl50
Joined: 9/28/2005
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Reply to: there is a doctor in the house ! Now we have all the ins and outs of morning wo...
hmmmmm ins and outs...i miss that.
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