Sorry -didn't you get the memo???
The whole intellect, personality, and relationship experiment didn't work out well or produce anything saleable , so we're phasing it out... probably to the extent of doing away with any part of the mind dealing with higher-than-instinct-level functions.
Marketing has decided to leave the cranium its present size to avoid undue focus on such trivial changes -and to ease the transition.
We've got the ad guys working on all sorts of media and entertainment projects to fill in the empty spaces ...though obviously they will be suited to the improved brain.
Thank you for your patience, we'll get to you as soon as possible. Please report to human resources when called -they'll get the paperwork sorted and refer you to the tech guys -who will have you thinking right in no time!
Don't forget your free webcam -pick yours up at the refreshment table on the way out!