I am originally from beautiful, sunny Cape Town, South Africa and have recently relocated to chilly Norway. I am happy and chilled and enjoy chatting to random people from around the world and making new friends........:)
Take your ass back to cape town, doo daa doo daaa.. cunt
who i want to meet here
Anybody up for some cheerful banter :)
No, we hate your guts and we don't want to talk to you.
my ideal first date
That's all it is, is an "ideal" you're to fucking ugly.
If the company is good, the setting is a bonus....preferably near water.
Preferably you would drown in the water, stupid cunt.
what people notice about me first
That you have a HUGE ass and a HUGE nose, stupid cunt.
Shy at first, which can be misconstrued as snobbish, but once a person gets to know me, they have a loyal friend for life.
You ARE a snob, shy my ass, I bet you fuck all the sailors who come into port eh? whore.
music, movies, tv shows that i like
You have no taste, you're a stupid cunt female.
Shawshank Redemption, Fracture, Pursuit of Happiness,Troy, Gladiator, Dodge Ball....Pineapple Express hahahahahaha!!!! Slumdog Millionaires - BRILLIANT!!!!!!! The list goes on and on and on.....
Again, no taste in movies.
Music..... I LOVE MUSIC!!!! Especially the kind you shake your ass to :)
Yeeess.., shake that fat ass, see if you can get a man to pork you, cunt.
Greys Anatomy, Frasier, National Geographics, Animal Planet, Discovery channel.....I enjoy documentaries....
Greys anatomy, why am I not surprised. Stupid cunt female "drama" bullshit, whore.
things i need to be happy
a gun, one bullet and put yourself out of your misery, stupid cunt.
Positive energy!
Lick a 9 Volt battery if you want positive energy, cunt.
secret talents that i have
Sucking the cocks of various farm animals to completion.
I am an artist and am learning to play guitar....
You most likely scrap book and couldn't play a Gm7th chord if you life depended on it, stupid cunt.
favorite quotes
You have none, you're a brain dead cunt.
Happiness is elusive like a butterfly.....it comes and sits on your shoulder when you least expect it.
Greatness is met with adversity by mediocre minds...Albert Einstein.
If you are not living life on the edge, you are taking up too much space...
Plagerist !
my favorite vacation
Visiting pygmy tribes and raping the chiefs daughters. stupid cunt.
Prague.....AMAZIN G, AMAZING PLACE!!!!!!!! Want to go live there for a few years....in the future :)
Go live in Prague then whore, I hear they like crack whores there.
what i find most attractive
A big cock down your throat.
Humility and kindness......everyone has their spot in the sun - help them shine :)
Buy a flashlight if you want to "shine" you stupid cunt.
what i find least attractive
Yourself in a mirror
Arrogance and disrespect.....and people who are not authentic.
Sounds alot like you, stupid fucking cunt.
best piece of advice i ever received
Shut your fucking mouth woman, and get me a beer, emphasis on "shut your mouth" as the best piece of advice, stupid whore.
My father always told me to surround myself with happy, positive and successful people. My grandfather always told me to be weary of people who dislike animals.....the possibilities of them being cruel is rather high.
Your father sounds like a fucking, emasculated idiot. Apparently you aspire to be like him and are doing a hell of a job, fucking whore.
Grandpa liked animals alright, in the barn at night, with them...alone...need I say more? stupid cunt.
my favorite outdoor activity
Falling off cliffs.
Anything involving nature, especially water....to be specific: swimming, hiking, running and hockey......
Swim: hope you drown
Hiking: hope you fall off a cliff
Running: fattest ass i've ever seen
Hockey: obviously, you've taken a few to many pucks to the head.
stupid fucking cunt.
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