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notreally

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Seriously , I wonder .. why do men measure their penis'? And is there correct point to measure to and from? I was kinda wondering cause it always seems that a mans measurement is different that a womans.

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avgjoe0266

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Male EGO. Same reason why he wants a hot wife, huge house, lots of money, hot car etc....He measures it because people ask and we want to know where we stand. If doctors could lengthen a pecker ,like they enlarge breasts, there would be no shortage of work. If a guy had 6" ,he would want 9". The guy with 9" would want 12". Silly (Not always true) but it's a way to say that they are IT( to attract a woman). I measure along the top.Heck if I know if that is "correct".

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cams only room

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Seriously , I wonder ..  why do men measure their penis'? And is there correct point to measure to and from?  I was kinda wondering cause it always seems that a mans measurement is different that  a womans.  

i think its a urban myth that a lot of guys do that some do im sure but not as many as you think

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notreally

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Reply to: Male EGO. Same reason why he wants a hot wife, huge house, lots of money, hot ...
Thanks for that honest answer!

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JoyceIsIn

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The proper measurement is fully erect.. from tip to base.. BTW.. average is between 5.5 and 7.5 inches.. some use a ruler and I have seen others use an object as comparison (soda can, beer bottle). Hope this clears up a few things..

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cams only room

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dfury90

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No secret mystery just a curiousness as to exactly how big it is.

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mrlickonya

Joined: 1/6/2008

ive never measured mine cause it would probably not ever be as big as i wanted it to anyway, instead i just except what i have and measure the amount of times i can satisfy the woman im with. just another ego thing

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notreally

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Reply to: ive never measured mine cause it would probably not ever be as big as i wanted ...
another honest answer I appreciate that!

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nighthowl50

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my ex used to say it was enough to make HIM happy lol

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morningperson

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Being honest, I think the normal answer to the length, is the measurement from base to tip, then add 2" LOL

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teggler

Joined: 7/9/2008

We measure, so we have an idea of where we stack up.... it's for peace of the mind. unless you are small.

and of course we all add inches. we practically dare you women to bring a ruler to bed.

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notreally

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Never once did I ever consider measuring a man before ....

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JoyceIsIn

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WOW... now I am gonna carry the tape measure on every date....
J

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Kajunqueen

Joined: 11/29/2008

Reply to: Being honest, I think the normal answer to the length, is the measurement from ...
Being honest, I think the normal answer to the length, is the measurement from base to tip, then add 2" LOL

Morning,I read that and LMAO!! Thanks for your humor...
wish there were more like you posting funny stuff!

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morningperson

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Reply to: Morning,I read that and LMAO!! Thanks for your humor... wish there were more li...
thank you! I don't post much anymore because most question are down to nothing but arguments by the time I get to reading them. 99% of my posts are about the subject or humor. Life is way to short, I try to enjoy it.

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hrdman2luv

Joined: 8/6/2005

Have you never measured one? If not, you can measure mine for practice.....LOL...

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anonymous1

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I haven't measured mine since I was 16.


I just wish they didn't make toilet seats so close to the water.


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notreally

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Reply to: I haven't measured mine since I was 16. I just wish they didn't make toilet...
LOL cute!

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Kajunqueen

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Reply to: I haven't measured mine since I was 16. I just wish they didn't make toilet...
LMAO...Reminded me of this joke:

A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that his penis was too long.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten it?"

The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But I do know a witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gave him directions to the witch's place.

The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sad Joke.

"Witch, my penis is 20 inches long, and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it. The man uncoiled his 20-inch penis. The witch stared in amazement, scratched her head, and then replied, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. You must ask the frog, 'will you marry me?' Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be 4 inches shorter."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. He uncoiled his huge python-like penis and called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, "NO."

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter!

"WOW!" he screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, "This is great! But it's still too long at 16 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."

Once more he shouted to the frog, "Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 4 inches shorter! The man laughed, and shouted, "This is fantastic!"

He looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12 inches long, so he reflected for a moment. "Twelve inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal," he thought. "So, I'll ask the frog to marry me ONE more time."

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and said, "NO! NO! . . . and for the last time, NO!"

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anonymous1

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Reply to: LMAO...Reminded me of this joke: A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor...



Ouch!

RLMFO That hurt!




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Dzrtman2003

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avgjoe gave the right answer. It's all about status and being able to "measure up" against our competition. Personally, I haven't measured myself in the last 20 years.

So a guy walks into a bar carrying a box that measures about 12x12x12 and orders up a drink. The bartender asks him what was in the box. The guy replied "give me $20 and I'll show you whats in the box". The bartender laughed .. he said "I dont need to see whats in the box". The guy replied "really, you have to see whats in this box!"

The bartender gets pissed off, slams open the cash register and hands the guy $20 ... he says "show me whats in the fucking box".

The guy opens the box .... inside there is a guy playing a piano. The bartender says "holy shit, where did you get that?" The guy replies "you wouldnt believe this shit, I was walking up the sidewalk and kicked this dirty ass lamp. I tried cleaning it up and out popped this genie .. this is what he gave me"

The bartender asks the guy "what did you do with the lamp?" He replied "its about 100 yards up the sidewalk". The bartender tells the guy "I'll be right back!"

Five minutes later the bartender comes running back into the bar waving his arms all crazy and yelling "I didn't ask for a million ducks, I asked for a million bucks!"

The guy says to the bartender all calm "do you really think I asked for a 12" pianist?"

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Kajunqueen

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Reply to: avgjoe gave the right answer. It's all about status and being able to "measure...
LMAO!! Good one Dzrtman2003,thanks for sharing that joke! :)

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