boxers or briefs?
big arms with a beer belly or little arms with a 6pack?
(a)8.5"penis with below average girth or b)above average girth with 5.5" length?
5'8" height or 6'8" height?
270 lbs weight or 150 lbs weight?
size 7 men's shoe or size 15 men's shoe?
unibrow or big bush in private?
perfect teeth or big package?
jamming out to jay-Z or three days grace?
nice smile or nice ass?
man whore or virgin?