There are 3 ladies talking over a cup of coffee about how they do laundry.
1st. Well, I look at the weather report. If the wind blows from the south, I do my laundry, if the wind is from the north, I do something else.
2nd. Well, I look at the birds. If the birds are flying high, i do my laundry, if the all fly low, then i do something else.
3rd. Well, ladies, I look at my man's dick. If it is soft and to the left, I do my laundry, if it is soft and to the right, i do something else.
Both ladies: What if it is hard and up?
3rd. Are you stupid???????? Who works on holidays?