There are 3 ladies talking over a cup of coffee about how they do laundry.

1st. Well, I look at the weather report. If the wind blows from the south, I do my laundry, if the wind is from the north, I do something else.

2nd. Well, I look at the birds. If the birds are flying high, i do my laundry, if the all fly low, then i do something else.

3rd. Well, ladies, I look at my man's dick. If it is soft and to the left, I do my laundry, if it is soft and to the right, i do something else.

Both ladies: What if it is hard and up?

3rd. Are you stupid???????? Who works on holidays?

Finally, a post worth reading. Don't stop now!

A boy and a girl playing in a sandbox, boy comes up to a girl, takes out his little wee-wee and says:

- ha,ha, i have this and you don't...

The little girl starts to cry and runs to her mom. The same situation continues for a week. One day the boy comes up to a girl, doing his usual thing, shows her his pee-pee and the girl says:

-Well, its nothing special, my mom told me that when i grow up, i will have tons of those.

Yuk yuk. The truth can be funny sometimes.

little boys.......... I want what i want when i want it!!
Little girls........ You will get what you want when i get it.....:)