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calvincent39
Joined: 9/22/2009
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What would you do if you woke up naked one morning and realized that you had a dick? Seriously, what's the first thing you would do at that very moment?
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jem1987
Joined: 7/20/2007
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Jerk off. Wait, no. Confusion, then jerk off.
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What Sanity
Joined: 5/9/2009
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exactly what jem said. oh and if there was snow, pee my name in it.
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notreally
Joined: 4/15/2005
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First I would wanna figure out whos dick I had, then look and see who had MY naughty bits and see if they wanted to ,,,,,,,,
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calvincent39
Joined: 9/22/2009
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Lol! Ladies aren't very different from men after all. How often do you jerk off?
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jem1987
Joined: 7/20/2007
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There are some women that don't do it at all, but they're just lying to themselves.
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mzztatt
Joined: 1/30/2007
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this is funny. i'd probably freak out cuz i like what God gave me. as for women who dont 'massybate'...I dont see how that is considered lying to themselves...I'm sure theres many reasons a woman may not do it. I, for one, have yes but its not something i really care about. For me, i dont enjoy it nearly as much as being with someone else. What floats one person's boat doesnt mean it does for others. I know women who just have no interest in doing it...and i don't see that equating to "lying to themselves"
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*Sliver!*
Joined: 4/25/2005
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Everyone masturbates, and those who claim they don't are lying. That's what she meant.
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notreally
Joined: 4/15/2005
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I always find it amusing when men realize women are actually sexual beings too.
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mzztatt
Joined: 1/30/2007
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Reply to: Everyone masturbates, and those who claim they don't are lying. That's what ...
i disagree. how can people answer for everyone? you are not them. it's highly probable that there are plenty of people who dont masturbate.
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*Sliver!*
Joined: 4/25/2005
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I doubt it. If they don't do it all the time they've at least tried it, and if they haven't tried it, they're horribly prudish.
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mzztatt
Joined: 1/30/2007
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Reply to: I doubt it. If they don't do it all the time they've at least tried it, and if...
they may be prudish and i dont really see anything wrong with that. dont see it being a horrible thing either. i think it's funny that people care so much if people masturbate or not and why
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muses
Joined: 8/8/2007
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Lets see. If I woke up with a dick... I would be worried about what happened. After all the shock, I would go out and find a chick to bang, just to see how sex is from a guys POV.
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l3rittany0414
Joined: 12/17/2007
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If I woke up and I had a penis I'd freak out, play with it, then figure out how to get rid of it. One of my best friends doesn't masterbate. She's never even had an orgasm. She's sexually active and not prudish. I told her she didn't know what she was missing, but she just laughs. It's no big deal if others do not masterbate. They're not me ;)
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Rella
Joined: 7/23/2008
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thats funny hahaha....i'd wonder who was now missing a penis:0
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Prince Polo
Joined: 8/24/2009
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Reply to: thats funny hahaha....i'd wonder who was now missing a penis:0
Hey I woke up with a dick this morning.....so I politely asked him to leave lol
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am not here
Joined: 11/12/2008
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Reply to: i disagree. how can people answer for everyone? you are not them. it's highly...
ok then maybe 500 ppl worlwide dont right now ever masterbate but the other 20 something billion ppl or whatever we r up to in population do
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alockhart82
Joined: 8/16/2010
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If I woke up with a penis, I would probably take pictures, because no one would believe me. Then I would see what all the hype was about. Then most likely I would hope and pray it was gone the next day. As far as taking care of ones self, I can not speak for anyone else, but I think it is fairly common. If someone does not do it, I encourage them to try. If they still don't to each their own.
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ChivalryIsAlive
Joined: 9/1/2010
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if i woke up with a penis, i'd probably call my sister or someone freaking the fuck out. and i'd totally touch it.. and eventually masterbate. oh and i'd go piss on a tree or something.
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