I never implied I loved you.
Someone with all "dat" going for you would never post that Jersey Girl is a rude bitch.
Having a "biz," a wife and three children does not excuse writing a complete sentence.
Pull up your pants and open a book.
Sincerely,
Ms. Could Have Been Your 5th Grade Teacher
P.S. If you want to impress anyone or make a valid statement, write like a professional.