Just wanted to let EVERYONE know - today, I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two watermelon seeds, a (6) times over EPA tested soil sample, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my own ass in a racially diverse townhall meeting and 10 single mom family meal deal coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish. Hope you get yours soon.

I received mine yesterday... truthfully that's what's had me in such a fiesty mood. It contained a 2012 bumper sticker but instead of HOPE it said NOPE with that same Pepsi logo in the "O"- go figure.

I want that bumper sticker.

Hey... We found a common issue to bond on! How about the one I already have that reads:
Obama - proof STUPID people shouldn't vote.
OR
"VOTING FOR SOMEONE BECAUSE HE'S BLACK IS JUST AS RACIST AS NOT VOTING FOR SOMEONE BECAUSE HE'S BLACK."

OR

"2012 RIGHT A WRONG!" (again with the silly little Pepsi logo in the "O")

My favorites are:

I keep my God, Guns, and Gold you can keep your change.

One Big Ass Mistake America.

Obama promised hope and change, now I am hoping for change.

Yes, we can definately bond on this one. 2012 RIGHT A WRONG!

Curious:

Do you all think that the village idiot left a clean house? I am starting to think Obama was elected more like a pawn than anything else...which is sad, because he might have had some good ideas!

I just wish there was a way for Ron Paul to get elected myself, too bad AIPAC will never allow that to happen.

He knew how to give speeches, he is black and well spoken. He was also elected because the liberal media bitched about everything G. Dubya did because they could not stand the guy. All they had to do was mention McCain and Bush in the same sentence and it was done.

Ron Paul is a cook. I would vote him in over B.O., but not over anyone he is running against in the primaries.

Agreed!

A "cook"? Please enlighten me...what is it that I don't know? Hard thing for me with candidates has always been figuring out what part of the platform is important enough for me to ignore parts that are not...and I only lean to the right so I am far off from ever voting blindly with a party. Ron Paul has always represented a few ideologies I would sacrifice to get applied...Focusing on US as in the citizens of this country here and now instead of playing games with big business and fucking over the rest of the country....

Besides, almost ANYONE who thumbs their nose at AIPAC will have instant respect from me. We are way too controlled by outsiders...This country is built on immigrants maybe not the right way 300 yrs ago, but if people choose to come here, then there should be something here for us to come to. This government takes care of the key players, their companies and they massage specific countries while turning a blind eye to their general defiance of any international law.

I didn't like the village idiot and his need to start a war as a personal vendetta...but after 9/11 I was more than happy to welcome back the old days of the west...Don't fuck with us! I truly feel that if I want to be safe and have a government do all it can to protect me, maybe I should move to Israel, cause that's where the US takes our tax dollars, our weapons, and our protection....

I loved George Bush. He was a great Commander In Cheif. I served under him. He was no village idiot. As far as Paul goes, most of his supporters are college kids and 9-11 truthers that all have one thing in common. They smoke an ass load of pot. Paul is better than Obama, not better than Romney.

Also when the Communist New Network was bashing Bush for having an approval rating in the 30's they made no mention of Pelosi's congress which had a single digit approval rating. It was the worst congress in history of all the congresses. If anyone wrecked the country it was Pelosi, Chris Dodd, and Barney Frank (Dodd and Frank had a lot to do with Freddie Mac which has a lot to do with our situation.)

Thank you for serving...We will have to agree to dissagree...I supported the troops, I wanted them home, safe and sound. I understand the depth of dedication and loyalty you feel...but I will say this: The Vietnam vets eventually realized they got duped...

At the end of the day, we may never know the truth and the reasons...but then again, I am an immigrant, I tend to be very well aware of the world outside the US...I know we are not the only ones, our way is not the only way, and marching troops in a country under the mask of eliberating them has almost always had an alterior motive.

I backed off of politics when Bush left office..those 8 yrs were exhausting...I saw a military government start developing...Habeas Corpus suspended...I didn't feel free anymore...and with US soil attacked I no longer felt safe. You have to realize, when people come here on the wings of the Democracy, and Independance bird...and they don't really see that, they get scared. You were born here, you don't know any other way...some of us can recognize a dangerous change when we see it because we lived under different government structures.

I will never understand the US's likening of the Democratic party with Communism...technically that form of government has never been applied as Marx and Engels wrote it. The ideology at its core goes against human nature. We want to be rewarded for working harder than our neighbors...The Eastern Bloc was a group of Occupational Dictatorships. And the truly sad realization of the abruptness of removing a structured government was evident when shortly after shooting our dictator to the wall we realized that now we had chaos, crime, and corruption would take over but not at a "nationalistic" level...but rather very much like here only more overtly.

The "communists" were simply a group of people who wanted control...they used the diatribe and platform of "NATIONALISM"...europeans are easily manipulated by history..it's old, it defines us and we will die for it. Even now, the "DEMOCRACY" in the eastern bloc is simply a group of people who want control...they are just not using Nationalism as their platform, now they use Democracy. Just like here...tell the people they are free...give them food and entertainment while the small % of the people running the country are taking care of themselves, their friends and their bank accounts...and going to war with other countries is not something they shy away from because they can convince the masses they are doing it for us, our freedom, our democracy....

Again, thank you for serving and fighting to protect us. I hope the cause was as transparent as they said it was.

Your welcome for the warm regards. I too am aware of how the world sees us. The problem is not what we are doing. We give more in aid to the rest of the world we save lives, feed the poor, and come in the second a tsunami hits a third world country.

We give out our rations and money, we leave and then the same people that took our assistance and money are spitting on the flag. The world hates us because we are the big man on campus. Plain and simple, the rest of the world is tired of the reign of the States and is ready too see someone else at the top.

As far as transparency in foreign affairs goes there was plenty. Our mission was to remove a horrible dictator, find a terrorist that killed Americans, and absorb the brunt of the terror that was coming to America because we are hated so much. I fully believe if I or my brothers did not go more innocent lives would have been lost here.

I WILL NEVER disagree with what I have done. I fully believe in it even if everyone did not. I also swore to protect your rights to say what you want to say, so I am not mad at ya. That is what makes us great.

I understand your point of view and how you see what the US does. I understand your need to believe. I respect you for risking your life and for allowing me the freedom to voice my right as a citizen to criticize my government...

I will tell you that if I ever posed a real threat I would be silenced but I don't think people realize stuff like that happens in the US.

Ok, moving on. I have a new year goal to understand that my opinion is not the only one that matters.

XoxO.

Amen! I think I just had an orgasm.

That's hot. I am beginning to like you after all.

I'm not really that big of a bitch!
I just play one on TV.
(besides I'm only 126lbs.)

Damn! ok ok...I agree with all Bright said...can I contribute to the next one?

Too funny! ;P

Oh, but I am sure if someone gets on your bad side there is some kind of hell to pay.

Nope. I'm done acting like Amy Winehouse in detox with left handed scissors.
No more uncontrollable turrets name calling, hair pulling or scratching.
Unless I have an invited guest in the 1940's antique dentist chair I bought for my safe room.

Nope.  I'm done acting like Amy Winehouse in detox with left handed scissors.

Classic.

WOW - have you kids been busy! So who wants Chicken?

Is it fried? I am on my way!
Fuck! I try to make a joke and now I am hungry!

I have no control tonight.


What else you got Jemmi?

Paul is a cook. I would vote him in over B.O., but not over anyone he is running against in the primaries.

When Romney is elected President and follows the pary line, you will later wish you had voted for Paul, notwithstanding his discomforting attitudes about world domination.