The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking when in walks a
cowboy who yells, "Who's white horse it that outside?"
The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass,
turns around and says, "It's my horse. Why do you want to know?"
The cowboy looks at him and says, "Well, your horse is standing
out there in the sun and he don't look too good."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto run outside and they see that Silver is
in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger
moves his horse into the shade and gets a bucket of water. He then
pours some of the water over the horse and gives the rest to
Silver to drink.
It is then he notices that there isn't a breeze so he asks Tonto
if he would start running around Silver to get some air flowing
and perhaps cool him down. Being a faithful friend, Tonto starts
running around Silver.
The Lone Ranger stands there for a bit then realizes there is not
much more he can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders
another whiskey.
After a while a cowboy walks in and says, "Who's white horse is
that outside?"
Slowly the Lone Ranger turns around and says, "That is my horse,
what is wrong with him now?"
"Nothing," replies the cowboy, "I just wanted to let you know that
you left your Injun running."
